So, I have a notebook which I have labeled "Random, Illogical Thoughts"... is that pretty much what a "blog" is, too???
Well, then, here's one... Infomercials!
If life were only as easy as infomercials make it seem, we would all have smooth, blemish-free, hairless bodies, except in the precise places that we want long, lush, luxurious locks! Our tupperware would fit precisely in the cabinet in those goofy stacking, spinning contraptions, our closets wouldn't bulge out ominously and - probably most importantly - we could all take the "vacation of a lifetime" off the money we make just from sending in old, broken jewelry!
As life is NOT that simple, I'm off to check for zits, spend an hour shaving my unsitely legs, battle the closet jungle for some clothes (which are probably totally wrinkled because I don't have that neat steamer gizmo), and then put on my makeup in an old-timey mirror which simply hangs on my bathroom wall, with no 'ambient lighting' or magnification...
AAAUUGGGHHH!!! The inhumanity of it all!!!!
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